tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post470345167428411723..comments2023-10-14T07:48:31.880-04:00Comments on (One Wild Oat): My son got hammered on his 21st birthday.MauritaMasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-63629700476168659732009-03-07T11:13:00.000-05:002009-03-07T11:13:00.000-05:00Linda, I like you. I like you a lot. Glad your gra...Linda, I like you. I like you a lot. Glad your granddaughter is okay, too! Funny about the cell phone photos.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-87487380475498642012009-03-06T23:52:00.000-05:002009-03-06T23:52:00.000-05:00MauritaYou were obviously a child bride.A 21 year ...Maurita<BR/>You were obviously a child bride.<BR/>A 21 year old son. Ok. My granddaughter. who I help raise..about the same age (I was a young mom with a first baby at 16) was just in a car accident and ended up with a steel plate in her wrist and many stitches....She asked the Surgeon to take photos....He did ...on her cell phone<BR/>Ah... parenting...really glad he is ok <BR/>LindaLinda S. Sochahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03281672541959206302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-18379395071851134542009-03-06T12:23:00.000-05:002009-03-06T12:23:00.000-05:00Steve, no one I don't like has ever died. Shame.I ...Steve, no one I don't like has ever died. Shame.<BR/><BR/>I gotta admit, every one of those lines made me laugh.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-31680889058389401802009-03-06T12:12:00.000-05:002009-03-06T12:12:00.000-05:00Things he could've said that might've been worse:"...Things he could've said that might've been worse:<BR/><BR/>"Mom, just on a break from filming this porn movie."<BR/><BR/>"Mom, just on a break from filming this gay porn movie."<BR/><BR/>"Mom, I'm in jail, and there's a federal marshall on his way to your house to take your computer."<BR/><BR/>"Mom, what's the age of consent in Pennsylvania?"<BR/><BR/>"Mom, I just saw a picture of you on the internet, and let's just say I didn't know you had any tattoos."Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-23106988266891984112009-03-06T09:03:00.000-05:002009-03-06T09:03:00.000-05:00Actually, hearing the words, "I'm in surgery right...Actually, hearing the words, "I'm in surgery right now," are not THAT bad. Because if he can talk while he's being surgified, it's not that bad.<BR/><BR/>And is there a month where the people you don't like drop dead? That's a month to look forward to!<BR/><BR/>Unless of course you're one of the people that you don't like.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-55317047734219575102009-03-06T07:19:00.000-05:002009-03-06T07:19:00.000-05:00Nautilus, I have 3 sons, so I'm familiar with the ...Nautilus, I have 3 sons, so I'm familiar with the emergency room too!<BR/><BR/>fragilewisdom, I got to view the x-rays last night. I guess he was so proud of his wound that he asked for pictures. This sort of thing just makes a guy tougher.<BR/><BR/>Lerm, some of you guys must have a different definition of 'hammered' than I do. According to the Urban Dictionary, which is without question the premier online dictionary, it means <I>drunk off your ass</I>. So you get hammered your way, and I'll get hammered my way!MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-3523934692425021032009-03-06T04:15:00.000-05:002009-03-06T04:15:00.000-05:00Better than finding out your daughter needs stiche...Better than finding out your daughter needs stiches after being hammered!LERMONTOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995215599478471912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-30185930854949635122009-03-05T21:15:00.000-05:002009-03-05T21:15:00.000-05:00I agree with Jaded; it could have been much worse!...I agree with Jaded; it could have been much worse! I am glad that he is going to be ok.fragilewisdomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09259989006584518669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-56405775963533257582009-03-05T16:45:00.000-05:002009-03-05T16:45:00.000-05:00I used to call my Mum from the doctors from time t...I used to call my Mum from the doctors from time to time and just say "guess where I am?"<BR/><BR/>The reply from Mum would be "how many stiches?"Nautilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03709472759179704843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-25034191019495926542009-03-05T14:01:00.000-05:002009-03-05T14:01:00.000-05:00doanli, I hope so too. Thanks!j, yes, the line "yo...doanli, I hope so too. Thanks!<BR/><BR/>j, yes, the line "you could put your eye out with that thing" did cross my mind.<BR/><BR/>kate, yes it was!<BR/><BR/>Simon, true. My phone could use a little surgery, too.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-72918091252691484292009-03-05T13:56:00.000-05:002009-03-05T13:56:00.000-05:00Perhaps they were carrying out surgery on his cell...Perhaps they were carrying out surgery on his cell phone while he was there. It may have sustained shrapnel injuries too.Simon Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515986779205716110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-89353662172689181602009-03-05T13:15:00.000-05:002009-03-05T13:15:00.000-05:00It's so lucky that it was just his thumb!It's so lucky that it was just his thumb!becomingkatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01233315426856228689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-62136122746196077992009-03-05T12:01:00.000-05:002009-03-05T12:01:00.000-05:00I'm with Marty...not what I expected either. Glad ...I'm with Marty...not what I expected either. Glad it was just the thumb...coulda been an eye.<BR/><BR/>BTW-wish you hadn't told me about March badness...3 weeks to go.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-16504585883874393172009-03-05T11:38:00.000-05:002009-03-05T11:38:00.000-05:00I'm glad J-Dub is okay too..*hugs*We'll try to kee...I'm glad J-Dub is okay too..*hugs*<BR/><BR/>We'll try to keep you cheery through this month. Hope this is the only bad thing that happens to you!doanlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06476747294645507687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-51756336291705308202009-03-05T10:08:00.000-05:002009-03-05T10:08:00.000-05:00Marchelle, could've been worse!Fijufic, exactly.Ma...Marchelle, could've been worse!<BR/><BR/>Fijufic, exactly.<BR/><BR/>Marty, no, it's possibly me too.<BR/><BR/>yacky, I think he was making that up...unless the hospital really wanted to pad the bill and dirtied up an OR to make more money.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-14120332402516976222009-03-05T10:03:00.000-05:002009-03-05T10:03:00.000-05:00he had his cell phone with him in surgery?he had his cell phone with him in surgery?yackydoodlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05159099117203610022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-47295405493107506612009-03-05T09:57:00.000-05:002009-03-05T09:57:00.000-05:00The post title had me thinking something else... o...The post title had me thinking something else... or maybe it is just me.Martyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13048847365398559366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-61692092103534270462009-03-05T09:45:00.000-05:002009-03-05T09:45:00.000-05:00OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!Fijufichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00626543577510367007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-56926192465721076282009-03-05T09:43:00.000-05:002009-03-05T09:43:00.000-05:00It's sad to say this, but I'm not surprised either...It's sad to say this, but I'm not surprised either! <BR/><BR/>What the heck?????<BR/><BR/>Glad he's ok!Marchellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10837513631701432273noreply@blogger.com