tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post7222935247289738115..comments2023-10-14T07:48:31.880-04:00Comments on (One Wild Oat): Author BioMauritaMasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-14310443332126027712009-02-20T10:22:00.000-05:002009-02-20T10:22:00.000-05:00I like to think of them as amber.I like to think of them as amber.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-15617077144668887782009-02-20T10:05:00.000-05:002009-02-20T10:05:00.000-05:00your eyes......what color are they?your eyes......what color are they?Annealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193965875170663018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-15261428221878850062009-02-19T09:38:00.000-05:002009-02-19T09:38:00.000-05:00Kim Kardashian's sex tape will be long forgotten o...Kim Kardashian's sex tape will be long forgotten once a video of her shaving her mustache hits the interweb.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-70362799103164828942009-02-19T09:17:00.000-05:002009-02-19T09:17:00.000-05:00wildstorm, thank you. I would like to start taking...wildstorm, thank you. I <I>would</I> like to start taking my writing seriously again. But not at the expense of blogging, of course.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-86193368245871857682009-02-19T08:37:00.000-05:002009-02-19T08:37:00.000-05:00We must have gone to the same school. You have a ...We must have gone to the same school. You have a great sense of humor. Always a pleasure to read you. Keep writing that book!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-42652829850120104452009-02-19T08:23:00.000-05:002009-02-19T08:23:00.000-05:00Steve, I can't think of anything I like about the ...Steve, I can't think of anything I like about the Kardashians. But there could still be some ratings potential when they do the show after the male hormones kick in.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-28639267919571539862009-02-18T12:45:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:45:00.000-05:00I grew up with a man of Armenian descent. All the...I grew up with a man of Armenian descent. All the women start to develop those features in their mid-30's.<BR/><BR/>FYI, Kardashian is an Armenian name, so if you have any dislike for any of the Kardashian girls, give them a few years. We'll start to wonder if they've been taking male hormones.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-44159369222065340562009-02-18T12:19:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:19:00.000-05:00burstmode, I'm stuck with the Canon 40d for a long...burstmode, I'm stuck with the Canon 40d for a long, long time.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-48452541439641690462009-02-18T11:04:00.000-05:002009-02-18T11:04:00.000-05:00get a better camera...I like the photo, btw.get a better camera...<BR/><BR/>I like the photo, btw.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-41524456167689115102009-02-18T08:43:00.000-05:002009-02-18T08:43:00.000-05:00Holy cow, Steve, I'm frightened now!Holy cow, Steve, I'm frightened now!MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-35248677855805863722009-02-18T08:40:00.000-05:002009-02-18T08:40:00.000-05:00Steve, incredibly, I've never met an Armenian woma...Steve, incredibly, I've never met an Armenian woman, but I may have seen some American descendants of Armenians. I think I'll do a Google image search of 'Armenian woman.'MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-61982249260574620962009-02-18T08:37:00.000-05:002009-02-18T08:37:00.000-05:00j, haha, I can only aspire to be like Steve.Lerm, ...j, haha, I can only <I>aspire</I> to be like Steve.<BR/><BR/>Lerm, those who flunk out are usually not seen or heard from again.<BR/><BR/>Kate, thank you.<BR/><BR/>moon, indeed! Cliches allow my creativity to stretch farther.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-91616947157085016352009-02-18T08:34:00.000-05:002009-02-18T08:34:00.000-05:00MM, Armenian women are no laughing matter. They h...MM, Armenian women are no laughing matter. They have one facial expression: Angry bitterness. They make German figure skating coaches look like Carrot Top by comparison.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-21636961905865760362009-02-18T07:18:00.000-05:002009-02-18T07:18:00.000-05:00You had me at blah...You had me at blah...nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03502192702733993899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-631536702855045382009-02-17T20:53:00.000-05:002009-02-17T20:53:00.000-05:00I love that new pic! You're definitely lovely - an...I love that new pic! You're definitely lovely - and what excellent taste in boots.becomingkatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01233315426856228689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-78433236836352598782009-02-17T17:18:00.000-05:002009-02-17T17:18:00.000-05:00THe School of Hard Knocks sounds like a tough scho...THe School of Hard Knocks sounds like a tough school - I'd hate to see those that flunked.<BR/><BR/>Photo looks great too!LERMONTOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995215599478471912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-35766511759131695102009-02-17T17:05:00.000-05:002009-02-17T17:05:00.000-05:00You are indeed loved. Photoshop notwithstanding th...You are indeed loved. Photoshop notwithstanding this does not take away from the fact that you are in actuality...Steve.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-2852759187739148702009-02-17T13:50:00.000-05:002009-02-17T13:50:00.000-05:00hahaha, Steve. That made me laugh out loud.Simon -...hahaha, Steve. That made me laugh out loud.<BR/><BR/>Simon - yes! I would love for you to write an entirely new fake biography! You could do that for <I>all</I> the Jayesse Refugees!<BR/><BR/>As for a title, Sir isn't good enough. You ought to be addressed as either "My Lord" or "Your Grace."MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-72222640738103398172009-02-17T13:42:00.000-05:002009-02-17T13:42:00.000-05:00You may; or, if you prefer, I could write you an e...You may; or, if you prefer, I could write you an <I>entirely new</I> fake biography. You’d be surprised to discover which well-known authors have had their book-cover bios written by me.<BR/><BR/>As for being untitled, that’s nothing. I have no title. As I’ve observed before, ‘Sir Simon’ would be too alliterative.Simon Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515986779205716110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-13447134521718201462009-02-17T13:31:00.000-05:002009-02-17T13:31:00.000-05:00I should point out that I wouldn't put the Hitler ...I should point out that I wouldn't put the Hitler mustaches and unibrows on EVERYONE. Obviously, Italian and Armenian women already have their own.<BR/><BR/>HEY-YOOOOOO!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-66143270101472478502009-02-17T12:44:00.000-05:002009-02-17T12:44:00.000-05:00Pastor Larry, now you have me really confused!yack...Pastor Larry, now you have me really confused!<BR/><BR/>yacky, that would be anything with a romantic looking couple on the cover. And yes, at least.<BR/><BR/>Liz, fanx!<BR/><BR/>DB II, if you say so.<BR/><BR/>Marty...then how do you explain Carrot Top?<BR/><BR/>AK, perhaps she <I>appears</I> to care about people? haha, j/k. Actually, the older I get, the more I care. But I still couldn't be a doctor or nurse.<BR/><BR/>cg05, I'll show you someday. Since it's mostly dialogue, you'll read through it in about 15 minutes, tops.<BR/><BR/>doanli, thanks. That was sweet. But did you see the <I>nose</I>?<BR/><BR/>Steve, haha - I can totally see you doing that. Which reminds me, we need for Simon to repost the portrait of you as a British officer. That was my favorite ever.<BR/><BR/>Simon, alas, yes. Should I tack it on, or would that be considered plagiarism?<BR/><BR/>Bobby, I'm mad at you, too. No, just kidding. Okay maybe a little, because I missed out on a lot of lovely comments from you.MauritaMasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748469998492694991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-71080573506307127512009-02-17T09:56:00.000-05:002009-02-17T09:56:00.000-05:00I get so mad that I am just tuning in to your blog...I get so mad that I am just tuning in to your blog. <BR/><BR/>What I do see through all the smoke and mirrors is that you are loved. <BR/><BR/>This is a wonderful thing.<BR/><BR/>BobbyFijufichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00626543577510367007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-8015500510882535432009-02-17T09:46:00.000-05:002009-02-17T09:46:00.000-05:00You forgot the ‘She lives alone with a houseful of...You forgot the ‘She lives alone with a houseful of cats, refusing to answer the door to anyone, and keeps a small gold-framed photograph of Simon beside her bed.’Simon Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515986779205716110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-33608513067877235322009-02-17T09:45:00.000-05:002009-02-17T09:45:00.000-05:00I'm glad I don't know how to use photoshop, or I'd...I'm glad I don't know how to use photoshop, or I'd spend 10 hours a day putting Hitler mustaches and unibrows on everyone.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28143636.post-86812747413181669142009-02-17T09:40:00.000-05:002009-02-17T09:40:00.000-05:00You look, and from what I read here and elsewhere,...You look, and from what I read here and elsewhere, like a very lovely woman.<BR/><BR/>Be proud of yourself, MM. ;)doanlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06476747294645507687noreply@blogger.com