
Am I the only one who can hear this cat making a raspberry sound?
A bearskin rug

Destructive to the environment, good for the soul.
A fireplace

Get one now, before your infrastructure fails.
A russian hat and coat

I don't know why I don't have one of these hats. I've always loved them, and apparently you can buy them from Russia in fox, sable, rabbit, or possum for $100 or less.
Playing dress up

What can I say. I love feathers. I must have been a burlesque dancer in a former life.