Sunday, March 29, 2009

OMG, Srsly?

I got the urge to Google "Martha Stewart Turkey Hill" for images of her former home - even though I have a book with photos of it - and I ran across this photo of Martha and some asses:



Not only is this barn more beautiful than the house I live in, it would also be accurate to say it's much cleaner.

I'm gonna go cry until I throw up.

15 comments:

becomingkate said...

Nice! But she has a crew to clean up all the shit. Literally, lol.

Urban Cynic said...

Martha Stewart IS an ass; a great big smug, show-off of an ass; I bet your house has more character -we should pity her empty life.

Marchelle said...

I wonder if that paint color is Martha Stewart Buttermilk Biscuit?
Yes, I googled her paint colors.

Gonna go look at my just 4 yr old freshly painted and redecorated house that I thought was sort of nice, and realize how disgusting it really is now.

MauritaMason said...

Kate, so true. I always forget that a queen can't run her empire alone.

Miss M, I love you. That made me laugh out loud, and I'm sure I'm much richer than she is in many ways.

Marchelle, your home is a Work of Art.

wildstorm said...

Oh my. That is a nice barn.

LERMONTOV said...

Cleaner then the Cesspit too!

Marty said...

FUNNY POST

"I am gonna laugh until I throw up.

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

but think about her cell.

amen.

KingOfPain said...

I remember the skit from SNL about Martha redecorating her prison cell. Good stuff!
Don't fret. I'm sure horses and asses would LOVE to live in your house too.
I know I would, if I was an ass...
...or a horse.
Not to say that I WOULDN'T since I'm not, but... yeah... you know.

(Open mouth, insert hoof.)

Steve said...

Can anyone else see Lermontov nailing Martha's daughter Alexis on in one of those horse stalls?

Or a three-way with Alexis and her friend/co-host Jennifer on that "Whatever Martha" show?

Fijufic said...

I never thought she should go to Prison on the charges against her really...

Simon said...

Don’t you have servants for that kind of thing? You should, you know. They have to be well-trained, of course. You get all kinds of riff-raff these days.

MauritaMason said...

wildstorm, yes it is. I'm not sure if I'm envious because it's nicer than my house, or if I'm envious because I'd love to have a barn like that.

Lerm, if I were your neighbor, I'd be ashamed!

Marty, thanks. Hope you're feeling better now!

CG, true. My husband liked that she had to do time just a little too much.

KoP, eeee aww!

Steve, I absolutely can. So glad you pointed this out; I have it fixed in my mind.

Bobby, I thought it was pretty ridiculous, given all the stuff that goes on that people constantly get away with. Mostly politicians.

Simon, I'm thinking about getting a mail order bride, so I can avoid having to pay taxes and social security.

LeftCoastLobstah said...

Just remember - Martha Stewart's initials are MS. 'Nuff said.

A "cheery" disposition said...

That is an amazing barn!