Not only is this barn more beautiful than the house I live in, it would also be accurate to say it's much cleaner.
I'm gonna go cry until I throw up.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
OMG, Srsly?
I got the urge to Google "Martha Stewart Turkey Hill" for images of her former home - even though I have a book with photos of it - and I ran across this photo of Martha and some asses:
Not only is this barn more beautiful than the house I live in, it would also be accurate to say it's much cleaner.
I'm gonna go cry until I throw up.
Not only is this barn more beautiful than the house I live in, it would also be accurate to say it's much cleaner.
I'm gonna go cry until I throw up.
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Nice! But she has a crew to clean up all the shit. Literally, lol.
I wonder if that paint color is Martha Stewart Buttermilk Biscuit?
Yes, I googled her paint colors.
Gonna go look at my just 4 yr old freshly painted and redecorated house that I thought was sort of nice, and realize how disgusting it really is now.
Kate, so true. I always forget that a queen can't run her empire alone.
Miss M, I love you. That made me laugh out loud, and I'm sure I'm much richer than she is in many ways.
Marchelle, your home is a Work of Art.
Oh my. That is a nice barn.
FUNNY POST
"I am gonna laugh until I throw up.
but think about her cell.
amen.
I remember the skit from SNL about Martha redecorating her prison cell. Good stuff!
Don't fret. I'm sure horses and asses would LOVE to live in your house too.
I know I would, if I was an ass...
...or a horse.
Not to say that I WOULDN'T since I'm not, but... yeah... you know.
(Open mouth, insert hoof.)
Can anyone else see Lermontov nailing Martha's daughter Alexis on in one of those horse stalls?
Or a three-way with Alexis and her friend/co-host Jennifer on that "Whatever Martha" show?
I never thought she should go to Prison on the charges against her really...
Don’t you have servants for that kind of thing? You should, you know. They have to be well-trained, of course. You get all kinds of riff-raff these days.
wildstorm, yes it is. I'm not sure if I'm envious because it's nicer than my house, or if I'm envious because I'd love to have a barn like that.
Lerm, if I were your neighbor, I'd be ashamed!
Marty, thanks. Hope you're feeling better now!
CG, true. My husband liked that she had to do time just a little too much.
KoP, eeee aww!
Steve, I absolutely can. So glad you pointed this out; I have it fixed in my mind.
Bobby, I thought it was pretty ridiculous, given all the stuff that goes on that people constantly get away with. Mostly politicians.
Simon, I'm thinking about getting a mail order bride, so I can avoid having to pay taxes and social security.
Just remember - Martha Stewart's initials are MS. 'Nuff said.
That is an amazing barn!
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