I just read Simon's latest post, which is a listing of definitions of his name from Urban Dictionary.
Since Maurita hasn't been defined yet, I'll share some definitions of my real name.
1. Laura
-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
(Laura walks past...)
Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."
2. Laura
meaning 'from the laurel flower'
a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.
hey laura, you're soo fly
3. Laura
a young woman, typically associated with romantic themes. Though the name originally came from the Roman tradition of placing a wreath of laurels on victors' heads, it has developed more emotional ties in recent years.
The most famous Laura is from Dr. Zhivago in which she is a star-crossed lover who leaves her true love to marry another man.
4. Laura
A really really cool person;
guys want her and girls want to be her.
Has many friends.
Everyone likes her,
they dont only pretend to like her.
Guy 1: Why can we never get a Laura?
Guy 2: They all already have great boyfriends.
Girl 1: Lauras so cool, I want to be her.
Girl 2: Your just lucky your her friend.
5. Laura
The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*
6. Laura
a laura is a being, typically female, with an overall good personality
-lauras generally listen to good music and lack their own form of transportation
-one major flaw some lauras possess is their failure to watch donnie darko as often as they should
-although lauras have some faults, they are typically above average intelligence and liked by most
"dude, did you just see that laura over there?"
"i so did man, i so didddddddd"
7. laura
A really great girl either in the bed or on the floor. Also one of the kindest most beautiful chicks you'll ever meet. The kind you never let go of.
Man, I met a laura last night. I'm not gonna let this one get away!
8. Laura
A girl who is awesome in every way, can be shy at times and crazy (especially when she is sugar high) the next, but is always a fun person to be around. She likes to make lists and keep everything in order. She loves to be creative with her stories she writes, and takes too many photos on her camera. She loves to hang out with a group of friends at all times. Reading is her favorite pastime, and she barely ever misses a tv show. You will never regret ever meeting a Laura. She likes to keep everything in order, and makes sure everythings in its place, except not really :). She loves to make up one syllable words and languages out of these words. Her favorite number is 4 and she is really good at remembering numbers. Best Traits: can keep secrets when she wants to, can always cheer people and friends up, knows the right moment when a friends in need.
You cant live life without a Laura there to cheer you up.
9. Laura
-sex on a stick
-at times quiet
-doesn't talk to people she thinks aren't worth her time
-loves photography
-one of the most BEAUTIFUL girls you will ever meet!
-friendly
-classy
-gentle
-elegant
-the most intelligent person ever!
-artistic
-great taste in music
-f*&%ing great! the end.
"dude, do you see that laura over there?"
"totally dude, she is one suga' I'd open my bakery to"
10. laura
A beautiful sexy woman that should be treated like a princess at all times.
Dammmnn what a laura, I'd do anything for her
9 comments:
I like #5 the best, though I’m slightly concerned that the writer may have been abusing drugs of some sort.
The most charming sentence is this one however: ‘You will never regret ever meeting a Laura.’ I feel honoured – or possibly honored – to be among those to have done so, if only online.
Aww! Thanks, Simon. #8 describes me most perfectly, right down to the "makes sure everythings in its place, except not really :)." I couldn't have said it better myself.
The definitions for your name are far more flattering than the definitions for mine!
Take it easy tiger!
haha, yeah, I saw that. Maybe I should add one of my own, because I think Michael is one of the most beautiful names ever.
And 'tiger in the bedroom' only refers to my ability to sleep.
Naturally, I couldn't agree more.
- Laura
;-)
One of my first grade school crushes was with a Laurie. The Laura in the class, however, was the one who always told on us when we were up to no good.
Then again, in retrospect, Laura was probably the one who helped us get on the right track and stay out of jail.
I am gonna have to try this. I think I did it once before.
How fabulous! Finally all put into words. I do feel a little embarrassed to say I also agree.
To the two Lauras - always nice to have company!
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